My name is Christian.

To the right are links to different sections of the site and other places.

You can get more info about me, and this place by clicking the about link.

If you get lost or confused just take a deep breath, close your browser window, and go for a nice walk.

I find that going for a nice walk helps solve a lot of problems. But if you're still confused when you get back, click the contact link and I'll see if I can help.