Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Christian: This yogurt's not bad.

Christian: Fifteen or sixteen of these might actually satisfy me.

Devon: I just had some deli chicken on a pita

Devon: I've lost about 4 pounds this week

Devon: I'm going to write a book about my secret diet

Devon: but I'll tell you for free

Devon: every morning, tie another helium ballon to yourself